| From
Tehelka Magazine, Vol 7, Issue 17, Dated May 01, 2010 |
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Doomed To Fall
THE BELATED PURGE MUST NOT END WITH MODI’S EXIT ALONE. AFTER ALL,
HE IS THE BCCI’S OWN PATENTED FRANKENSTEIN, SAYS SANJAY JHA
THEY GAVE him the sobriquet of the
game-changer with great fanfare.
He looked down at them with imperious
pride, the new-age messiah
of big cash in Indian cricket,
Lalit Modi. As India miraculously
triumphed in the inaugural T20 World Cup, the
nation was swept in an unrivalled frenzy. Far removed from
the great 1983 glory of Kapil’s Devils at Lord’s perhaps but a
world champion tag nevertheless. Lalit Modi’s nostrils
sniffed some serious money as crowds thronged Marine
Drive and Yuvraj Singh did a balle balle atop an open bus
cavalcade. The ICL a fledgling Zee venture in a T20 format
was contemptuously snuffed out using BCCI’s formidable
bulldozing power and before we could say Sachin Tendulkar
the IPL was born. In short, it was a controversial, conspiratorial
birth in convenient circumstances.
To the credit of Modi he had no false pretensions
about the IPL; it was to be Indian summer’s
hottest reality TV show. As the “India story” gained
massive momentum at glitzy summits like Davos
and in sleek analyst reports of Goldman Sachs, the
IPL’s embarrassment of incredible riches through
franchise auctions and TV rights seemed a logical
corollary. An entertainment starved nation on a
two-month holiday swarmed stadiums and
stopped switching channels to experience the novel experiment,
a slam-bang three-hour “live” episode unseen before.
| The IPL became
a cartel-driven
personification of
crony capitalism
at its very best |
Modi gave lengthy interviews on the emerging global IPL
brand and its financial infallibility. But unknown to all he had
violated cardinal principles of corporate governance (excuse
the accompanying snigger). The IPL management itself had
been reduced to a disorganised back-office of an event management
company. Reality shows unfortunately also have end
credits rolling up at some stage. And exponential growth in a
finite world even as big as the Indian household market is unsustainable.
But Modi cared a damn for meaningful dialogue;
“IPL is recession-proof”, he said with dramatised panache. For
him IPL was like a soft pornographic film, the same old predictable
stuff, and totally unaffected by business cycles. The valuation theory was brilliantly manufactured as it
was home cooked (till date not a single published
result of an IPL franchisee has been sighted). IPL became
a personification of crony capitalism at its
exemplary best, a close-knit cartel-driven structure
forever sporting the look of lottery winners.
Congressman Shashi Tharoor was just a peripheral
cipher for Modi, an exasperating gadfly who deserved
to be hurriedly “swatted”. The Twitter insinuation on the former
UN diplomat’s alleged business interest in the Kochi franchise
was meant to embarrass Tharoor, considered an
awkward political novice, into servile submission. But Modi
did not expect the avalanche of media backlash and the deep
probe into IPL that it would trigger. The initial findings are
frightening; slush money, kick-backs, Income Tax violations,
conflicting ownership and assorted contraventions.
The IPL is a victim of a new
national syndrome, the inability
to cope with sudden deluge
of financial windfall leading to
immeasurable hubris, seething
contempt for transparent prudential
norms and those who
question some incongruous inconsistencies.
A bloated bubble
was imperceptibly being created,
with industry captains, tinsel town superstars, international
sports management firms, canny politicians, cricket
administrators all in close cohorts. But the belated purge
should not end with Modi’s exit alone. After all, he is BCCI’s
own patented Frankenstein. The BCCI administrative structure
needs a thorough overhaul under government dispensation,
akin to a dynamic PSU managed by talented professionals sans
the self-aggrandising men in white, the politicians.
Our cricketers deserve much better. As do the passionate
fanatics who weather sweltering heat and serpentine queues to
get into claustrophobic stadiums, and wait hours for a fleeting
glimpse of MSD post-match paying for their tickets with
hard-earned post-tax income. Are you listening, Mr Modi?
(Jha started CricketNext and is also a corporate consultant)
WRITER’S EMAIL:
sanjay@sanjayjha.com
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