Out of the Picture
Itâs Tunbridge Wells all over again. Well, almost. A BBC strike means that no video footage exists of Kapil Devâs magnificent 175 â then the highest ODI score by an Indian â against Zimbabwe in the 1983 World Cup. MS Dhoniâs match-winning 224 against Australia this week faces a similar fate, as a Board of Control for Cricket in India (BCCI) directive to ban independent photo agencies and retain photo rights meant that newspapers around the world (and posterity) were denied any images of the iconic innings. Also, Australian fans could only hear their teamâs destruction, as the ABC pulled out of the series because of the BCCIâs astronomical broadcast fees.
The liplock that rakes in big moolah
Veena Malik has proven herself adept at being famous for being famous. Now, sheâs gone legit by breaking a Guinness World Record, baby! Itâs not a made-up record that is a record because nobody else would ever think of doing it, this oneâs bona fide. So, on her 29th birthday, the Pakistani actress got the contestants of the reality show The City that Never Sleeps â Bollywood Hunt to kiss her hand over a 100 times in one minute. Talk about getting real, eh!
Under the Hammer
Rapper MC Hammer was arrested for obstructing and resisting a police officer which, he says, was a case of racial profiling. The âchubby Elvis-looking dude,â as he describes the cop, asked him if he was on probation or parole, a question Hammer claims he was asked because he is black. âOnly thing more dangerous than a scared man with a gun,â he tweeted, âis a scared man with an agenda, a gun and a badge.â The policeman then tried to haul Hammer out of the car, âbut forgot he is on a steady donut diet.â
âOur next presenter needs no introductionâ
Seth Macfarlane (Who then promptly left the Oscars stage. To be fair, Meryl Streep doesnât need one)